NOT ANOTHER WEDDING… OK I’LL GO: “Weddings are the best!” as my brother would say it, if he liked weddings like I do. The reason why I say that is because I went to another wedding and I am the best wedding date ever. I know I might have said that before, but let me tell you why I’m a good wedding date. I’m a good date because when I’ll do whatever the other person wants to do (leave early or stay late, I won’t make any demands). Another reason I’m a good date is because when the other person [who is supposed to drive] gets wasted and loses control {or pukes}, I predict that I’ll have to drive home (and stay or get sober). The other reasons are standard to my personality: I won’t make a fool of myself, I’ll go with the flow, I enjoy dancing, and I’ll just have a good time if the other person is. I often find myself dancing/playing with the kids.